Cried red monster

"Cried red monster"

A red monster lived in a University. He hoped to be closer with students and put a bill on the door of his laboratory:
"Welcome to my lab. A gentle monster is here. I'll treat you with delicious tea and a lot of candies."
But no one visited his lab.


In the original story by Hirosuke Hamada, the red monster (Oni) in the village became friends with people after a self-sacrificing effort by blue monster.

To date, no student belongs to my lab. "I really did not want to be here, but I knew I had to come", the President Obama joked at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner. Will undergrads say something like that in my lab? No, I believe they won't.

"President Jokes @ White House Correspondents Dinner"